TEN TWITTER COMMANDMENTS
So, someone who you met at a local business group convinced you that you need a Twitter profile for your business and having handed over £150 to them to spend 5 minutes setting this up for you, they then gave you an identikit social media ‘strategy’ document that alludes to such heady goals as improving brand awareness and engagement, yet stops short of mentioning anything particularly tangible about your business objectives and how your tweeting will help achieve them. You were then sent forth into the Twilderness to find your way to the promised land of opportunity that awaits EVERYONE in Social Media Marketing with a page of notes that vaguely explains what “@” and “#” does without swearing.
Hang on though. You’ve been doing this for a month now and nobody seems to be paying you much attention. This seems worryingly like the time you went into the pub on a Friday night with the loudhaler to see if anyone wanted to sell their house… Perhaps your Social Media ‘guru’ was a false prophet? Perhaps this really is just a place for narcissists to talk about their breakfast? Perhaps you do need to pay your guru to do this for you on an ongoing basis after all…
It’s been about 3 years since I started using Twitter seriously for business and there is a thriving community of those involved in property on there now, but there are also many more doing it badly, or worse still, outsourcing it to someone who’s doing it badly. An entire self-fulfilling industry has grown very quickly around convincing businesses that having 1,000 followers and getting 17 retweets per week (12 of which were from other accounts your guru runs) is a really good result and worth a monthly fee. The seasoned twit, the ones who are most likely to refer, recommend and drive opportunities your way can spot these accounts a mile off. Give it a go yourself first and if you do ultimately end up outsourcing, do it on your terms with goals you decide, not theirs.
My usual mantra for Twitter newbies is that you should seek first to understand, then to be understood. This saying from Steven Covey’s legendary business book “The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People” is a simple concept that so many fail to grasp in modern communications. To realise the opportunities that Twitter can yield, you have to accept the fact that it’s not all about you. You can help and participate in conversation to seek out opportunities through building relationships. It is extremely easy in practice; find people you want to do business with or who influence those who you want to do business with and talk about whatever they’re talking about.
I thought I’d offer a few up to date do’s and don’t's for those still finding their way and perhaps for a few others who may have lost theirs. And so, may I present my TEN TWITTER COMMANDMENTS…
- THOU SHALT NOT SHOUT
- Thou shalt not nag thine followers to Like thine Facebook Page
- Thou #shalt #not #gratuitously #overuse #hashtags
- Thou shalt not use #ff purely as a name dropping exercise
- Thou shalt not obsess over follower counts. Remember Dunbar’s Number
- Thou shalt not tweet in a continuously self-gratifying manner. Nobody likes arrogance
- Thou shalt not direct message in an unsolicited manner
- Thou shalt not use the phrase “PLZ RT” unless it is for a very good reason
- Thou shalt not send @ replies to ply your wares
- Thou shalt not just broadcast unless thou art the BBC
If you think that you should be doing a bit more tweeting for your business, then you’re probably right, but I would encourage anyone to experience it as a place to learn, to debate and to build business relationships before putting it in a marketing plan. If you’d like more help, just ask… on Twitter.
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